As it turns out, the Munchkin started eating some table food when SHE was good & ready. And of all things to try first, she wanted to try my meatloaf. It’s a good thing I can read and follow the best of meatloaf recipes.
So all of that time, worry, stress, blog posts here and there, hours spent on the “I-Suck-Mommy-Forum was really just a waste. “Waste” isn’t very nice so I’m gonna say that I spent all of that time…’upping my game’. That has a better ring to it than ‘irrational mommy stress’.
Speaking of irrational mommy stress/mother’s guilt…
Once upon a time I had a water baby. That water baby grew a tiny bit and then fell in love with the Earth. The literal grass & dirt type of Earth.
And so what happened to the cute water baby? Nothing really happened. She still takes baths but hates it and will only stand in the water for a very limited amount of time. After all, that icky water stuff is wet!
What is that thing?
I have a small collection of failed “what-the-hell-is-that-thing-and-what-do-you-want-me-to-do-with-it” sippy cups. I have explained. I have drawn pictures. I have drunk from the damn things. Nothing.
Some good advice I have received from a more experienced mom. “Fuck it. They didn’t have sippy cups when we were coming up so what did moms do then? Give her a damn cup.” I’m paraphrasing of course.
Cups are Frivolous
More To Come…
Any thoughts so far please share! I need all the help I can get. I’m serious.
Steamed Carrots – I burned the pot when I let the water boil away. Redo with proper steamer. Fail
Likes the Ice Cream?
Microwaved Steamed Carrots – Somewhat successful. However with every bite she took, a look of disgust crept on her face as she forced it down. I felt really bad so she ended up with Chicken & Pasta (Damn You Gerber!) Fail
Pears – (Both Ripe & Cooked) Fail
Mashed Banana Fail
Ice Cream! Fail
Mashed Potatoes Fail
Peas – Steamed & Partially Boiled* Fail
Chocolate Cake – Fail
French Fries – Yeah-I’m-Getting-Desperate Fail
There is much more to add to the list including Cheerios, infant puffs, infant yogurt melts, any juice, and even water. She eats select Gerber, cow’s milk and sometimes nibbles on Gerber’s Arrowroot Cookies [but never intentional ingested].
Moments before the lid and the impending eruption
*Partially boiled because : too much heat + too much water = boiling water up into my colander and all over the stove. Gotcha! Lesson learned.
I realize that partly to blame for my failures, if you have noticed, is brought on by my inability to prepare anything near or around a stove. We can call my condition Culinoma; side effects include: wasted groceries and a hungry cranky husband. Life would be simpler if I could just afford that personal chef I keep daydreaming about.